ARMY BOOTED THREE MALE TOURISTS OUT OF SAUDI ARABIA- FOR BEING TOO HANDSOME

  Saudi Arabia's Commission for the Promotion of Virtue and Prevention of Vices deported three men, all delegates from the United Arab Emirates in town for the Jenadrivah Heritage and Cultural Festival , because the commission was afraid women would get naked and writhe in the streets at the very thought of throwing themselves on these tempters.

  That, or as some are speculating, because Saudi Arabia wanted to punish the UAE for allowing one of their provocative lady artists to attend the fest.

   Cops in the ultra-religious state arrested the hunks - from the neighbouring United Arab Emirates - at a cultural festival in the Saudi capital Riyadh.

  Officers from religious police force, the Mutaween, reportedly feared local women would find the fellas irresistible and be tempted break the country's strict laws.

  Saudi women have to stay covered up at all times and are banned from speaking and interacting with men who aren't their relatives.

  Sexual contact with a man outside marriage is punishable by whipping and sometimes even death.